Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

fucker puncher

hitting someone with your penis

I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you

by Ahslover May 15, 2016

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

Throat puncher

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

Penis Pincher

A penis pincher is someone who abuses other by seducing them, and actling like you're his slave.

I think Caleb is penis pincher, how dare he.

by PenisPincher December 29, 2016

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017