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Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*
Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!
by Ogran January 6, 2010
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Pokemon GO

A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.
by Badcatalex July 17, 2016
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pokemon

Stupid thing that runs around saying it's own name all day!
"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)
by tehPeanut February 25, 2008
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Pokemonkey

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.
Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.
by pentozali December 15, 2011
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Pokémon Master

A Pokémon Master is a ruler of All Pokémon, who has capture every Pokémon in existence and who has trained every Pokémon in existence.
Pokémon Master: I capture All Pokémon and train All Pokémon.

Dude 2: your a Pokémon Master!
by Pokemonmaster100000 July 20, 2016
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pokemon cards

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?
by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019
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Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser
"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks
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