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planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
mugGet the planet jademug.

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
mugGet the New to the planet?mug.

planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where there’s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
…🛸🌏
In 3248 I’m go to planet lexwxrld 🛸🌏
by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022
mugGet the planet lexwxrldmug.

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
mugGet the Planet smoothiemug.

Planet Fierce

Planet Fierce is a planet of gay fuckboys and gay bitches they're all friendly martians who came to save earth
him: "Let's get high"
HIS FRIEND: "i'm not ready to go to planet fierce, it's too gay smh"
him: "okay i'll go alone"
HIM: "i'll go home"
him "you'll be alone fuck you"
HIM "sorry but i'll see you tomorrow okay"
him "okay goodnight I'm gonna smoke this bowl of weed then eat some shrooms"
HIM "goodnight brooooo"
by Ten Lights June 16, 2018
mugGet the Planet Fiercemug.

Planet

Planet is not just star names, is also a governmental name! The origin of the name comes from Europe in the Balkan region, specifically Albania and Kosovo.
Planet (Male) Planeta (female) is a very rare name that has estimated to be less than 10.000 in the world.
Planet

Planeta
Planët
Planëta
by RareNames2024 October 5, 2024
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Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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