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Wet Philly 

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).
John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"
Wet Philly by Frocky September 15, 2015

South Philly Special 

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.
Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!

just outside of philly 

could be anywhere. literally fucking anywhere, except remotely close to Philadelphia. often goes to the University of Delaware.
I’m just outside of Philly. (Where?) Oh, I’m in Reading.

going to philly 

Euphemism for going out and buying an eightball of yayo(look it up asshole). Derrived from the excuse for why your dad needs to give you that extra sixty bucks.
"Hey Dad I'm going to philly, can I have sixty bucks"

"Hey John, wanna go to philly? Hells yeah!"
going to philly by Debacho Boy January 15, 2004

The Philly fake-out 

You and your accomplice head to wall-mart to get some beers. The accomplice goes inside alone and purchases a case of Dos at the electronics register. He then walks out and hands you the receipt in the car. Now the driver walks in and grabs the EXACT same thing. The driver needs to exit through the door opposite of his accomplice. If the driver is asked for his receipt he simply just pulls it out. Do not over think this; remember-> you already bought the beer.
Take note: This must be a timely process. Keep it under 10 minutes.
Me and Nick just did The Philly fake-out. Now we have twice as much beer at no extra cost!
The Philly fake-out by lemonade14 December 30, 2010

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC 

i just bought some shells now i got go get the chronic!!!