Blurred Philosophic

Not understanding a single thing in Philosophy.

This person is a Blurred Philosophic!

by zontet September 4, 2020

Fresh philette

A person who is in a group of friends who all have relation ships

I am the fresh philette of the footy team

by A.kelly May 26, 2021

Tractatus Philosofickus

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls

A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"

by Aids in a Bottle August 16, 2021

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness

Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww

by Helivitica January 25, 2024

Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.

Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."

by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024