Polish Pete

Fucking Legend From Swindon .

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!

by Meatypt February 2, 2023

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018

pete fury

Pete fury is a man who is a renowned sexual predator who masquerades as an american olympic gymnastic coach. Pray that your anus never feels the wrath of Pete fury!

me: you ok mate?

Scott: no, i was visited in the night by the beast Pete fury and he fisted my child like anus!

Me: that eplains why your walking like you've just ridden a horse bareback.

by theaveragematt September 8, 2012

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Pete Clifford

A really hot baseball player.

Gosh, Rich Harden is sooo not Pete Clifford.

by Monique M. September 1, 2008

Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!

The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.

by Fone Bone September 20, 2017