Precious Pete

A loving man who loves a durrie and a punt. Would gamble his kids away if it come to that point. Especially loves a good perv at the beach.

Precious pete lost all his children when he lost his quadie and ran out of money.

by Alien face December 9, 2017

Pete Clifford

A really hot baseball player.

Gosh, Rich Harden is sooo not Pete Clifford.

by Monique M. September 1, 2008

Polish Pete

Fucking Legend From Swindon .

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!

by Meatypt February 2, 2023

Nasty Pete

A poorly cooked Mac and Cheese, made by a lady called Carys

Ay yo, is this a Nasty Pete or did someone take a shit on my plate?

by Ojansmo January 10, 2022

pete fury

Pete fury is a man who is a renowned sexual predator who masquerades as an american olympic gymnastic coach. Pray that your anus never feels the wrath of Pete fury!

me: you ok mate?

Scott: no, i was visited in the night by the beast Pete fury and he fisted my child like anus!

Me: that eplains why your walking like you've just ridden a horse bareback.

by theaveragematt September 8, 2012

Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017