Speech peppermint

Trying to tell someone you have a speech impediment when you have a speech impediment.

I have a speech peppermint

by Thatguy43 February 1, 2026

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

pep.the.peppermint

my favorite mutual <3

"Omg! Did you see pep.the.peppermints new video?"

by rartagkua October 9, 2021

Pepperoni with a tan

A pepperonni pizza with pineapple on it

After Travis finished taking the top off his Scout we ordered a pepperoni with a tan.

by JoelSeventyTwo December 24, 2010

pepperjacked

Very drunk. Inebriated to the point of humiliation.

Did you see Jimmy peeing in the litterbox last night?! He was totally pepperjacked!

by SeekTM December 3, 2016

Pepperoni boat

When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.

Ahhh yisss! This slice has a pepperoni boat on it!

by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017

Pepperenis

When the pepperoni on a pizza forms a penis. It becomes a PEPPERENIS

She makes the best pepperenis pizza ever!

by Pepperenismaker July 8, 2017