Paul 

Paul is the best person you will ever meet! He is caring and gives to everyone. He loves his family more then anything in the world and would do anything for them. He has been through so much in his life that could have brought him down but he still lights up a room. He is so funny and will always have a joke waiting for you when you need to be cheered up. He is from a large family but loves it and wouldn’t trade anything for the people that mean the most to him in the world. He puts everyone before him and will light up your day just being in the same room as him for 5 minutes. He will always say hi to you and catch up anytime he sees someone for the first time in a while. People are amazed by the caring, loving, giving person they have just met after having just one conversation with him. After you meet him you have no choice but to love him. He gets injured a lot but that doesn’t bring him down and he has a very very high pain tolerance. If you don’t have a Paul in your life you are missing out!!

Person one: Who is that funny guy over there?

Person two: Oh Paul he is everyone’s favorite.

Paul by Lucile Lewis lol April 16, 2022

Paul 

I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.

Guy: "is that paul"
girl: "no its daquan."

Paul by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022

Paul 

I know three of them and their all dicks

“Hes weird”
“Hes probably a paul”

Paul by ReddTheFoxx May 20, 2022

Paul 

A dickrider to the highest degree

Paul please stop dickriding

Paul by idek1234567890 May 25, 2022

Paul 

Paul is better than you and he is gonna let you know that. Paul is concerned with all things involving Paul.....especially the closure.

Me: Hey Paul, we found the property corner.
Paul: Hey stupid face, that's just where someone tied up their dog.

Me: Dies inside.

Paul by ERRORIK May 31, 2022

Paul 

A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.

Paul is an ass dude. I’ve never seen anyone so mean.

Paul by Spreadingthetruth June 13, 2022

Paul 

Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.

Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him

Person 2: call him paul

Paul by Gage Cormier June 17, 2022