paxton

A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.

If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.

This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.

You're welcome.

"I'll always love you" Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton

by thotpotato January 1, 2019

pantoum

1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.

2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F

3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary

4. see sonnet

evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....

by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008

Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD

dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT

by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019

Payton

really cute bottom ( who says theyre a top ) who wants to marry a gal named ellyana. shes a hardcore lesbian but has a soft spot for awsten knight. shes an angel and deserves the world!!!

ellyana: im gay for a girl
person: oh worm who
ellyana: Payton
person: i mean she is a Payton

by cancelly October 22, 2019

Payton

The most annoying girl ever usally gosips with everybody and only hangs with her click. (AKA) a basic white girl.

Payton is ugly

by BIGECHEAZitz May 6, 2020

Dolly Parton

A famous country singer with breasts too large to even be considered real. A prime example of what teenagers call "fake people"

Stupid young person #1: "Look at Dolly Parton smile!! Isn't she just the most beautiful person you've ever seen?"
Stupid young person #2: "... Everytime?!?"

by the awful truth July 1, 2008

pantophobe

a person who fears everything

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!

by utku December 14, 2004