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premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas
He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation
by Its_tufty December 8, 2019
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Premature talking

Premature talking is when you are not at the "talking"phase of a relationship or friendship, but you are getting there. This might take weeks,months, even years but eventually you will leave the premature talking phase and into the "talking" phase. It might take a little time but eventually you will enter the phase of "talking".
by Youngmanwwwww December 20, 2019
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Premature sendication

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.
I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.
by SisterSue October 4, 2019
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Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.
Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
by formula1reviews March 26, 2018
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Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.
Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.
by cloudrf November 9, 2020
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premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.
The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.
by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020
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