"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."
by NotWright January 01, 2021
Coki did a thing...
by Chaz Almasy January 11, 2023
The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.
Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.
by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.
by ZowieZ November 02, 2020
A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.
Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
by formula1reviews March 25, 2018
Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.
Dad: thanks for the sex
WHAT?
Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)
WHAT?
Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)
by fabtab February 09, 2012