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Pittsburgh Hot Plate

Only one of the finest examples of sexual progressiveness since the classic "Dirty Sanchez", the Pittsburgh Hot Plate is the act when one partner (usually the male partner but females are encouraged) drops a duece (a turd, a poop, a number two) on a glass coffee table, while the other partner observes from below the table. This act can be enhanced if the male partner then ejaculates into the fecal matter, thereby increasing the "warmth". Sometimes referred to as the Pittsurgh Platter or Glass Bottom Boat
Not even Sharon Stone would be up for the Pittsburgh Hot Plate. You have to get someone like Linda Lovelace for that shit!
by Working_Title March 30, 2011
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plaster

When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.
"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.
by ttboy September 9, 2004
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Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.
Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together
by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011
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Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.
"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"
by DNA test September 15, 2013
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piss on a plate

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.
by T-Biz July 20, 2006
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Paterson, NJ

City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.
Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC
by OmegaBlue June 24, 2006
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Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 10, 2003
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