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Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.
Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.
by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017
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Phobosd

The guy from 3rd rock from the sun. A pubbie that can't bomb.
Awww man I just phobosd myself!
by squiggly12 August 25, 2011
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Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.
Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
by MCMXCII January 7, 2012
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Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.
...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...
by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005
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Boudoir Photography

The art of offering space, trust and time to a person, or group of people, allowing them to express themselves as they would in the privacy of their own Boudoir. The craft lies on ones ability to adapt, blend in, disappear into the shadows. Sometimes, pictures also come out of this.
Have you checked out Mr London Boudoir's work? Most people thought he is just a weird old guy, using Boudoir Photography to get women to take off their clothes. Whereas he is just a decent listener.
by iAmJackOat June 14, 2020
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PhotoFlow

A light relaxed no worried flow, no problems and no hate.
Dude let's go mess shit up man
nah dude im on my PhotoFlow right now
by FlyGuy718 August 9, 2010
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Photothot

A woman who takes promiscuous pictures and pretends to be a "bad bitch" on social media (especially Instagram), for the sake of likes and attention. In reality, she is most probably not about that life
"She ain't really bad, she a photothot"

- Kanye West.

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are just photothots
by Chukssss July 10, 2015
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