muppet-philiac

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009

Philipino Roulette

Five guys sit at a table with no pants on and the table has a long table cloth there is a philipino girl under neath the table she procedes to give ever one blow jobs you are elemenated once you make a face last one left wins.

That was an intence game of philipino roulette

by Robo-Serb August 18, 2004

Phelis

A person with a small penis.

"That guy has a phelis"
Unlucky for him!

by Garlickson August 6, 2009

Philippines

Narnia
It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.

Fangirl 1: Why do bands never come here? ajsdkfj;alskdf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf

by narniarepresent11 November 7, 2011

Philipino plunger

the female version of a the Dutch Rutter. in witch one female. holds another females hand and assists them in fingering themselves.

that lesbian in the corner gave your mum a Philipino plunger last night.

by maxie evansburg October 22, 2010

Philip

Philip is very good looking person, he attracts every girl with his sexy voice and his brown eyes. At first when you meet him, he is shy and dont talk too much about himself, but if u know each other for about 2 weeks, you will see that he is nice person, he can keep secrets very good and he is nice friend. When he have girlfriend he doesnt look for other girls, he is loyal. He doesnt want to go too much in public places because he is introvert and want to be in private places, if u meet him in public place he will act a little shy. So if you get to know him you will see that he is nice and sexy person that u wouldnt want to loose him

Girl1: look at this guy, he is kinda cute.
Girl2: no he is not.
Girl1: lets meet him
Girl2 after 2 weeks: omg i love him so much why is he so sexy!! Philip is my world!

by Picepeace June 4, 2020

Devera, Philip

A person who is very generous and thinkis highly of his cadets.

Philip Devera we will miss that B.C.
"Good job CADETS"

by sTROODLE May 5, 2004