pennsylvania

its not a state, its a common wealth

driver: i was just passing through state of pennsylvania
officer: hold on there. its not a state, its a common wealth

by araebisu May 1, 2006

Straw Penny

How much a value meal cost back in the day.

Guy at Burger Factory:Back in the day the value meal costed a straw penny.
Peter:Wow! A whole straw penny?!
Guy at Burger Factory:Yep, a whole straw penny.
- Family Guy

by UlyssesFinneganDude December 15, 2008

Pennsylvania Meat Grinder

When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.

Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.

by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010

Penny War Sister

A member of the female race who has problems with the actions of members of the male race and certain members of the female race but only makes these comments heard amongst a forbidden section known as the 'sisters section' and their cliques

The penny war sister just personally attacked me on the board because she was too scared to say anything to my face

by The voices made me do it November 8, 2008

Penny Piece

The opposite of a dime piece. A 1 on a scale of 1 to 10.

The other night at the bar I got so drunk I left with a Penny Piece.

by Eboli December 24, 2008

Pennsylvania Creep

Nasty ass weeds growing all up over Presque Isle. Only a quick flick of a wrist with trowel in hand can deal with the invasion. One must be vigilant in dealing with this alien plantform.

Close cousin to the Ohio Creep

Woman: Yeah, we haven't dealt with any of the weeds here in 4-5 years.
Man: Yeah, you have to be vigilant or else that Pennsylvania Creep will run all up over your shit.

This Pennsylvania Creep is coming on like gangbusters!

by Kyle R / Ross S August 14, 2008

Pennywise

A dancing clown that eats people

Omg be careful pennywise just ate shrek :o

by penywise November 11, 2017