Pat MaBalls

A heroin user who smacks his sack to make a vein rise so that he can shoot up through his scrotum.

Dude, my parole officer is going to check my cock for trackmarks, but he won't look down under.

I guess I'll have to be Pat MaBalls.

by billyboyJLDS August 10, 2009

pit and pat

Your feet. Pit- right foot. Pat-left foot.

I'm strait. Pit and Pat will take me wherever I wanna go

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

uncle pat

a guy who tells other guys how he loves his girlfriend even though they dont wanna hear it

a bunch of guys are watching football and one of them says "i love meri so much" come on we dont care thats bull

by Tom C July 11, 2003

love pats

soft punches of encouragment that are administered on the knee, shoulder and arm.

my dad kept giving me "love pats"

by charlie-wallflower July 20, 2007

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 14, 2017

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal July 12, 2015

Love Pat ;)

when a guy touches a girl in a non-sexual way and she thinks it actually means something but in reality he thinks he can get some major ass from her

In the movie theater, Raymond was giving Kailtin love pats, but she just giggled and kept watching the movie.

by BlowMeHarder June 13, 2005