cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions December 20, 2015

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

love pats

soft punches of encouragment that are administered on the knee, shoulder and arm.

my dad kept giving me "love pats"

by charlie-wallflower June 22, 2007

uncle pat

a guy who tells other guys how he loves his girlfriend even though they dont wanna hear it

a bunch of guys are watching football and one of them says "i love meri so much" come on we dont care thats bull

by Tom C July 11, 2003

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 15, 2017

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal June 30, 2015

Love Pat ;)

when a guy touches a girl in a non-sexual way and she thinks it actually means something but in reality he thinks he can get some major ass from her

In the movie theater, Raymond was giving Kailtin love pats, but she just giggled and kept watching the movie.

by BlowMeHarder June 06, 2005