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sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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Three Brain

One of the best websites, and bands if you have a sense of humor and are easily amused. Check out some of their Rock Videos, be sure to watch "Weeee!" "Dragons and Bees" "ABCs" and their various cartoons
by Xeb September 22, 2003
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storm-brain

A well-rounded author and Verita who has been on fanfiction.net since the glory days of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom, before the Sues and Stus took over. She is a very talented photographer and writer. Storm often says she's leaving, but we have yet to see her go.
Storm-brain wrote "The Years of our Titans".
by Winter Child July 20, 2010
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shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011
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Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.
by Mike N. Ike April 3, 2019
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Mouth for brains

A word used to describe a person who has no brain. Where their brain should be there is only another mouth that never shuts up. Interchangeable with loud mouth, big mouth, motor mouth etc
Hey, mouth for brains, STFU!
by ElbowthehappyvikingII August 19, 2010
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Big brain!

Originating from pewdiepie and cinnamon toast Ken's minecraft skyblock letsplay, this is used in situations where one individual does something profoundly easy after struggling, or just want to sarcastically talk about their IQ being high while doing small brain things
*Pewds and Ken finally make the cobblestone generator*

Pewds : Big brain!!
*cobblestone generator breaks*
OwO
by Nineyearold123 August 8, 2019
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