Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.
I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.
by Thick Biscuit October 09, 2016
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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! March 09, 2018
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Oklahoma Volcano

A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.
I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.
by Ty Laird January 09, 2020
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The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 12, 2021
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Lawton Oklahoma

Lawton Oklahoma is the 3rd largest city in the state of Oklahoma . Known well for varieties of restaurants and the military base . The Lawton public school system haves over 300 schools in the district and haves approximately 7,000 students in total . Local teens are known to Go to the Lawton central mall on Saturdays . And popular stores are Tj maxx, target , and Walmart . And multiple other trending places . Lawton is A very diverse city . With huge mountains to look ahead of. The other false Statements on here are very upsetting considering the fact that Those people don’t live here .
Shady 580 stands for Lawton Oklahoma
by Oklahoma article November 20, 2019
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Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is
Oklahoma Bitch ™
by ManwithlowIQ June 06, 2023
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Oklahoma Sandwich

To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks
My boyfriend made me an Oklahoma Sandwich
by BeginnerScum June 02, 2021
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