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tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
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Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.
Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes
by ponchoboy December 22, 2018
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vacay tour

Going on several vacations in a small period of time.
Let's go on a vacay tour this summer! I want to go to America with Jaimy, to Brazil with Marijke and to Sweden with Margaux!
by Whatevafeelsright June 6, 2018
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ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.
I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.
by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018
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Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.
The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.
by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018
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Art tour

A sexy latvian man who still only have one testicle
art tours for lief
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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