sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007

Sausage Wheelie

An erect penis, also known as a boner.

"I love it when a girl sucks on my sausage wheelie."

by D. Riordan August 17, 2008

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 5, 2010

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.

We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.

by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017

Pickling The Sausage

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

by Marcinicus June 18, 2021

sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths

I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out

by FranticApe222 April 8, 2022