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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius
by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018
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Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.
"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"
by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022
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Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.
I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!
by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016
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Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt
What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
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Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!
Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
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nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
Nola jones rides a bike.
by Bubby boi November 5, 2019
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Brosmosis Jones

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.
See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*
by HTMLHero June 13, 2011
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