Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
by brunito February 9, 2020

Guy: I know you don't have a high translator but, I can try and do it in your language. Hola, Como Star, Nacho taco chimichanga, burritos, sombrero
by lordsnowman July 18, 2025

The holy grail of all things that are cheesy, crunchy, that will surely lead to premature mouth orgasm. Made with shredded chicken and cheese-this dish will solve all of your problems as long as you have a microwave and an outlet.
Scott was super depressed with life until Ashley came in and showed him that a plate of chicken nachos is more effective than Zoloft.
by Dr. Awesome228 August 16, 2019

by Tnastizzle October 14, 2017

Like most of Oregon, these are nearly all white nachos. These nachos are made of white corn tortillas chips, white cheese(such as local artisan goat cheese where you know the family story of the goats), white bean chili, and any other nachos additives that are basically white. This includes white onions, horseradish, mayonnaise, white ghost chilis, jicama and of course…tofu.
My non-binary partner wanted to make some nachos and I was like, “hey let’s have some Oregon Nachos to celebrate Valentine’s Day, which is the day Oregon gained Statehood.”
by Sillius Soddus March 11, 2025

by yung foreskin January 21, 2024

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
