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Baby needs a Benadryl

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
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Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018
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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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Need For Speed: ProStreet

It was once a controversial entry in the Need For Speed franchise that received mixed reviews upon release, due to it’s temporary transition from street racing into closed circuit racing. However, when people and streamers like KuruHS picked up the game and played it years later, the game would receive quite a bit of a cult following, despite its flaws. ProStreet has a nice sense of speed, fun gameplay and is one of the harder NFS titles in terms of the Black Box-era titles. (Not counting UG1, MW2005 or Carbon’s rubberbanding.)
Need For Speed: ProStreet is a nice game to check out if you ever get bored of Most Wanted or Carbon.
by NepgearAfficionado January 15, 2023
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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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Blake Everyone needs

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind, and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Must realize that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Must learn to take his own advice sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs. A Blake Everyone needs.
by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021
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I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area
by phtnwrld May 7, 2023
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