Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012

Mystery spot

When you leave unknown juices on someone else's couch, and nobody knows what the substance is.

Man, I mystery spotted last year and people STILL be makin' fun of me!

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

mysterious

ovia

you are not mysterious

by olivia_longbottom May 1, 2023

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.

Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."

by KevinGrumblesReturns December 15, 2008

Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023