muffin topping

when a girls random hip fat hangs off over the top of her jeans in an unnapealing manner.

"those grade nines are all muffin topping like theres no tomorrow, poor things"

by victo September 23, 2005

Crotch Muffin

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011

slag muffin

A varient on the word slag, but not used as an exact synonym. Instead, it is an insult to someone who is being annoying, stupid or you just dislike.

(Playing poker)
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."

by Dudley Brewbags May 28, 2008

Sky Muffin

Airline attendant, particularly of the attractive variety.

Did you see that sky muffin that just walked into first class? I bet she's a member of the mile-high club.

by duck-tails August 27, 2008

crust muffin

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018

floppy muffin

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

by jeffdhall April 9, 2009

hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010