Momus

A mom with an anus for a vagina.

I double penetrated your mom in both her anus

by Jon Kruger October 23, 2003

spanish moss

The pubic hair of a woman (not necessarily, as others have said, indicative of age or ill repute).

Gordon Lightfoot has a song called Spanish Moss, in which he sings about a woman he once loved, and muses: "Spanish moss... wish you knew what I was saying."

by Lenny D. April 2, 2008

mossberg

A shotgun, usually 12 gauge, mentioned in songs by 50 cent and Game

You can do all them push ups to pump up your chest/
I got a 12 gauge Mossberg to pump up your chest/

by sasseen August 7, 2005

moses

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?

Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.

by 11212 October 13, 2006

moss

1. The best reciever in the NFL...Hands Down...and whoever wrote #9 is prolly a Packer fan who can kiss Randy Moss's ass ;)

2. The supafreak the the most dangerous threat in teh NFL

Al Harris: Damn Brett i cant sleep...

Brett Favre: Why not bro?

Al Harris" I gotta guard Randy 2mro man im havin nightnmares over here!

Favre: yeah good luck with that im happy im not on the field at the same time with that man!

by that supa freak 18 March 9, 2005

kate moss

slag who steals musician from fans and leaves them even more fucked up than they were before...BITCH

Peter Libertine...dumps him by text message knowing he is susceptible to rejection in his crack addicted state...then taking him back on her terms...on and on and on it goes...the Albion is off course

by Biloconservationist January 28, 2005

Moses

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

by Sean January 3, 2004