by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
Get the Post nut moralitymug. Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."
by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020
Get the morale networkmug. To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
Get the Morals of an Alley Catmug. Morality is the informal system by which the interaction of moral agents is judged, just like JAY lives by it.
Samantha should accept the fact that Jay is the most morally correct person she ever met and morality is defined by his name
by JayCrum October 16, 2018
Get the Moralitymug. But Jordan...
Hym "Your morality is based on a deliberate misreading of a story about a Jewish dictator and slaver and his sadistic underling. And the '2 morality dimensions' of personality both revolve around being a slave. The conscientiousness is just how hard the slave works and the agreeableness is just the not saying no to slavery part. So there's the real problem. Your morality isn't moral. That's the one thing the shit-libs get right. What they get wrong is that they also aren't moral by their own definition because it revolves around empathy and they don't have any they just feel bad for poor people. Neither of you have any concept of liberty. And you're both dumb. You lack both the morality AND the intelligence and you need to be removed from other people's lives a vigorously and throughly a humanly possible."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Moralitymug. Something people don't really need boosted. Getting people's hopes up is fucking with their heads. Every place in the world being more like Vegas or Disney World wouldn't be a long term morale boost, it would be bullshit. In reality, there's already plenty to be happy about in day to day life without somebody trying to boost people's morale or fuck with their heads.
Morale is something some people toy with, and call it boosting, when really people don't need that kind of thing to get by.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Moralemug. Weaponized Morality is a strategic use of moral righteousness or ethical narratives to gain power, silence opposition, or control social and political outcomes.
Example:
A university disinvites a speaker after student groups accuse them of being “harmful to marginalized communities”—not because of any direct harm, but because allowing them to speak would violate the campus’s moral stance on inclusion.
Example:
A corporation publicly supports a social justice movement during a media storm—not out of genuine commitment, but to avoid backlash and boost brand image—while continuing exploitative practices behind the scenes.
Historical context:
Weaponized morality emerged as a new form of strategic power in modern civilization, where traditional dominance through force has been replaced by dominance through ethical narratives. As historical systems of conquest and colonization (often led by Western powers) came under moral scrutiny, marginalized groups adapted by leveraging victimhood, justice, and moral authority to influence public opinion, institutions, and policy. In this new moral economy, narrative, guilt, and righteousness became powerful tools—used not only for justice but sometimes as instruments of control, signaling a shift in how power evolves in a post-colonial, media-driven world.
Example:
A university disinvites a speaker after student groups accuse them of being “harmful to marginalized communities”—not because of any direct harm, but because allowing them to speak would violate the campus’s moral stance on inclusion.
Example:
A corporation publicly supports a social justice movement during a media storm—not out of genuine commitment, but to avoid backlash and boost brand image—while continuing exploitative practices behind the scenes.
Historical context:
Weaponized morality emerged as a new form of strategic power in modern civilization, where traditional dominance through force has been replaced by dominance through ethical narratives. As historical systems of conquest and colonization (often led by Western powers) came under moral scrutiny, marginalized groups adapted by leveraging victimhood, justice, and moral authority to influence public opinion, institutions, and policy. In this new moral economy, narrative, guilt, and righteousness became powerful tools—used not only for justice but sometimes as instruments of control, signaling a shift in how power evolves in a post-colonial, media-driven world.
Political activists used weaponized morality to frame any opposition as immoral, making debate nearly impossible.
by sasheenofficial June 13, 2025
Get the Weaponized Moralitymug.