mong

a word used to describe someone who is utterly fucking retarded

guy1:*smashes head on table*

guy2:your a fucking mong you know

by ying yong ping pong September 1, 2020

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

Kelsey mcwilliams

Kelsey is a mong

Money Kelsey

by Chloexxx12345667 September 20, 2020

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014