Mitch

mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.

hes fun to talk to, and super understanding

10/10 hater

Mitch is so cool

by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025

original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.

Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

by publius2011 April 25, 2017

Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.

Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.

by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019

Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.

I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.

by T-Exchange May 17, 2025

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.

My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.

by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020

mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch

Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock

by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019