misterpoopoo2

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by Travis ********** November 9, 2004

mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

by badgerboy May 28, 2006

Misteldrossian

An apparent attempt to drill through the defenses of your peers or associates during haggling or an argument.

It originates from Mistel warheads used by Germans in WWII.
The definitive Mistel warhead was a shaped charge around a core of copper or aluminium. When detonated, the explosion would create a penetrator made of the core of the above mentioned copper or aluminium. The metal would then behave like a liquid (and not, as often falsely reported, liquefy), capable of penetrating up to 7 metres (24 feet) of steel armour. It was anticipated that this would be able to "drill" straight through an enemy warship.
The Mistel was never proven to be affective.

I growled in my thickest Misteldrossian accent.

by weirdinfo October 15, 2006

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.

1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.

by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006

Mister-E-pluG

The individual performing the act of a Myster-E-pluG on there partner. Mr. E Plug

Roberts girlfriend referred to him as Mister-E-pluG (Mr. E. Plug) after she realized that he had pulled a Myster-E-pluG on her.

by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008