Miss Amber

Aloo Baingan. Loves Tim the Chef. Teaches from the internet. Orders her food online. Allergic to nuts. Truck stuff. Dog smells loves to sniff my crotch.

Brian hit Miss Amber in the face with a snowball

by Ouagadougou April 29, 2019

Miss Jackie

A prostitute or whore, usually referring to one's favorite prostitute, or bottom bitch.

"I'm about to go see Miss Jackie."

"Oh really? Use protection, bro."

by lemmic&smick May 8, 2018

Miss Dunn

If Jabba the Hutt were a woman on earth.

1. How did Joe die?
2. He got sat on :( rip.
3. By who? A hippo?
4. No, Miss Dunn.

by chrispb April 22, 2019

Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

by SirSprinkleToes April 6, 2014

hit or miss

Jacob Sartorius's latest bump describing the sexual game of 'hit or miss.' This game is also known by many more popular names such as 'smash as pass.' Within this game, one player asks the other(s) if they would "hit," (referring to sexual activity), or "miss," (not wishing to have sexual activity) a certain person, often famous. When Jacob Sartorius uses it in his song, he is mentioning that he has gained so much power over women since becoming famous. Jacob Sartorius means that now that he is rich, he no longer has to play this game figuritively, he can choose with any woman in the world.

"Yo, Hillary Clinton... Hit or miss?"

"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 September 1, 2016

Miss Rona

The thing that needs to up and leave this month. In fact, it should have upped and left a long time ago. It was never invited in the first place.

Peace out, Miss Rona!!!! I hope!!!!!

by Pialinist June 1, 2020

Hit or miss

A cringy Tic-tok meme

Hit or miss, she took the fuckin kids ya,
Now I’m cryin ain’t got no Will to live ya,
Gonna take my car and drive it off a bridge
Gonna find my body put it in a ditch ya!

by Dire_wolf87 July 20, 2019