muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

ginger melon

A pumpkin

A örangle melon is a pumpkin in other words ginger melon

by Medieval Coal Oven September 7, 2014

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

Nehemeya Mekonnen

A young talented athlete that plays soccer and Basketball. He is an inspiring young kid and is a hard worker. He is Christian and is highly thankful of God for what he has done for him. He loves doesn't hate. He is a the next generation in soccer. He is an attacking midfielder. He plays wing striker, and is position less being able to play on both sides. His decision making and leadership is key when he plays. His dribbling skills, passing skills, goal scoring skills and other attributes puts him over other players.

Nehemeya Mekonnen the future. Example to others.

by Nehemeya Mekonnen November 26, 2018

Jenna Maroney

OJ Simpson’s ex girlfriend; Star of Rural Juror; Accomplished Singer.

Jenna Maroney: OJ where are you?

OJ: Wait you’re alive? Then who did I kill?

by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020