Matthew

Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres

When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me

by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018

Matthew

That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018

Matthew

a Phat Man That Plays Fortnite

ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew

by Pissqual December 24, 2018

Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020