Matthew

A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”

by bh_baby December 25, 2018

Matthew

An annoying little bitch who hates being called Mat, Don't talk to this guy, he will murder you in your sleep

A Psycho just killed 12 people!
Must be a Matthew

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020

Matthew

A gay boy who calls himself a sex helicopter. He has a small penis usually 4 inches. Will fuck anyone. He will steal your microwave.

Matthew is such a dick.

by Superboi. July 11, 2017

Matthew

He is a straight whit male who supports trump and is a commie killing machine

There goes matthew shifting gears and passing queers and killing commies

by Uncle mac August 24, 2018

Matthew

literally albino

like Matthew is actually albino

by crackheadinvasionomgscary August 15, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.

Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.

by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017

Matthew

Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.

(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".

by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017