Masturbation Tag

A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.

Also known as Jerk Tag.

I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!

by amygo June 20, 2011

moral masturbation

the self-indulgent display of morality

Don't make a public speech scolding her for wearing a Pocahontas Halloween costume. We don't want to hear your moral masturbation.

by BWS_92082 June 25, 2020

Hater Masturbator

A person that hates and masturbates. They are a loser that is easily jealous and envious of people better than them. They will never amount to anything and never had. Nobody likes them and they always do envy attacks that fail. They are background characters and are useless. They have mental and anger issues, and get mad very easily.

That Hater Masturbator is hating on the best person ever!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank

1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.

by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

procrastination masturbation

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

by lax1234 November 7, 2010

caught masturbating

Being made to feel shame and humiliation for something that every one else does.

Jill was caught masturbating in her dorm room, and her friends will never let her forget about it.

by Jill VanDeLay September 30, 2003