Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"

Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.

by warontara September 19, 2012

Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019

ARCEUS-master

ARCEUS-master is a Mexican writer active on Fanfiction.net, who has one of the best Pokémon stories as of February 2017, with over three-thousand favourites and over two-thousand followers combined. It features Latios and Latias going on a journey with Ash Ketchum, who strives to be the very best Pokémon trainer, like no one ever was. On their way, they overcome trials and tribulations as an evil spirit of old starts wreaking havoc once more, his sight apparently set on Latios and Latias.

Guy 1: ''Have you read the newest chapter of A New Chance For Adventure?''

guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''

by ThatAverageDude February 9, 2017

Soup master

A particular man who is so amazing he doesn't even need a definition

A:who is the soup master

B:When you see the soup master you will know who he is.

by Wake me up outside August 23, 2019

Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.

Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.

by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008