Massive

Irish slang
Means you look beautiful

that girl looked massive today

by Stankyfishystankyfishyyy April 9, 2020

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Massive Pussy

People who are scared of everyone and everything, resorting to violence as a response to that.

Girl: back off dickhead
Viktor:*pulls knife to girl*
Girl: you are a massive pussy

by TommyWidDaDumpy August 15, 2021

Massive

LOW TAPER FADE!!!!!!
-Ninja

Do you know what else is massive...

by lldjlowtaperfade January 16, 2025

Massive

The low taper fade meme.

Ninja: You know what else massive?

by idkwhatname818 December 23, 2024

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020