by Crack feen August 29, 2022
Get the spicy mayonnaise mug.(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
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by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
Get the Mayonnaise sandwich mug.A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.
by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021
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Get the Mayonnaise Face mug.Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.
Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.
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