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Mac OS X

1) A version of the UNIX operating system with Apple's Aqua GUI on top of it.

2) Proof that the people at Apple couldn't hack it at creating their own OS (evidenced by the supreme shittyness of OS 9 and earlier versions, which were inferior even to Windows 95), so they desperately turned to the powerful and respected UNIX to be their saving grace.

3) Oh, and they couldn't hack it with their own chips either, so they went and switched to the same Intel chips that consistently gave PC's the edge in performance for years.

4) An OS that is supposedly safer than Windows... my foot. Mr. Proud to own a mac 's passionate little flame message does little to refute what was said earlier. The bottom line is that Macintoshes make up some 2% of the personal computer market share, so it's a matter of logistics rather than security. And don't give me that root password crap. Any computer can be infected if someone puts enough effort into it. And here's some breaking news for you all: Systematic, a leading computer security provider, reports that Mac OS X is actually less secure than Windows XP. Yeah. That's right.
Face it Mac zealots, you know these to be true. Frankly, I pity you guys for wasting all that money on a product that costs more, runs much less software, is oversimplified, and requires you to spend a lot of money time and again whenever a new version comes out. You have to at least give Microsoft some credit for releasing service packs FOR FREE.

And, it's hilarious how you fanboys all preach the supposed greatness of Apple when they had to turn to outside technologies to make the holy Mac OS X.
by no7orious July 22, 2008
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Mac OS X

I used to have Mac OS X as the theme of Windows XP. Now that I’m using Windows 7 and it’s not needed anymore.
by PartTimeBigCat November 4, 2012
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Mac Fruit

person who loiters round working mens clubs offering boat ride's and rough sex
look at mac fruit wanking those two guys with leather hats on.
by ric black October 20, 2004
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Mac Juice blunt

Street slang for getting high, not necessarily through using a blunt. Also originated by the Gs from the streets of CPT. Used commonly amongst the members of 464 productions.
"nigga im mac juice blunted as a muhfucka."
"you down to get mac juice blunted tonight?"
"ey, you throwin down 5 for tha mac juice blunt?"
by Bigbeezyfasheezy January 12, 2006
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mac freak

A person who owns a mac. Most likely owns an iphone and a couple of old ipods also. Detests PC. say's thing's like "Listen, once you've owned a Mac, you can never go back!!! Guffaw!!!!!"
I'm really creative and cool. I think I'll buy a Mac Book and sit in starbucks all day drinking free coffee refills whilst pretending I'm working on a manuscript. You're not a writer unless everyone sees you writing. C'mon! Mac Freak!!!!!!!!!!
by Jiggy Joe July 29, 2009
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Mac Pie A La Mode

The Mac Pie A La Mode is a MacDonalds apple pie (or other kind of pie like wildberry) and a McFlurry eaten together in harmony.

Step 1: Purchase 1 or 2 pies (2 pies if your going for the value menu) and a plain McFlurry (no condements like smarties).

Step 2: Depending on how you would like to enjoy your Mac Pie A La Mode, you can take a chunk of pie and scoop some ice cream or (as I like to do it) make a hole in the center of the McFlurry and insert the pie, and taking scoops of ice cream and pie at the same time.
*There are other variations of the Mac Pie A La Mode such as mixing the pie in with the ice cream.
Person 1: "I want something for dessert that cheap and tastes great. What should I get"

Person 2: "You should get a Mac Pie A La Mode"

Person 1: "What the hell is that?"

Person 2: "It's the best damn dessert in the world!"
by SkaterK December 27, 2007
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OCTO-MAC

A quadruple Big Mac with eight all-beef patties. Invented on the BEST DAMN PODCAST EVER to combat the Japanese Mega Mac, a four patty version.
"Nothing says America like an OCTO-MAC in your face."
by Funx February 27, 2008
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