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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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ut re mi fa sol la si

"Ut re mi fa sol la si..."
by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
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Kon mi kdit

it a word to tell that u are falling in love
kon mi kdit you
by ahlop January 17, 2024
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Kim Soo Mi

SHES A total wreck she must have atleast 1 social or she will die SHES having mostly online friends
by Kim Soo Mi September 23, 2020
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kdmv kon mi jkj

Kdmv kon mi jkj means I love you mama or I love you papa. It's one of the good Khmer words, and you can use it in front of your parents.
Brandon's Mom: I love you son
Brandon: kdmv kon mi jkj
by ikdmvu April 29, 2024
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