Melt

When someone fancies someone but has been friend zoned and won't shut up about them.

Max "i'm see an absolute worldie tonight"
Jack "ahh nice man, get in there"
Max "I've been friendzoned"
Jack "stop being a melt man!"

by MegRoe August 23, 2019

Melt

Dayde watts

You truly are the king of melts 🙄🙄

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

Your typical Health and Safety Officer, who often doesn't turn up to events. And was only occasionally seen from from 2000 to 2010 when his turtle neck jumper was clean.

What a fucking melt!

by EPC massive June 4, 2018

Melt

Myles McEvoy

Shutup Myles you melt.

by AH - 64 Apache June 7, 2018

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017

Melt

Melt: cocaine that has been mixed with baking soda and water, then boiled forming a rock. This rock is "melt"

"melt" is usually placed in a "stem" or also known as a crack pipe, then smoked. "Hey man, can I get some melt" ..."yeah bro it's $20 for two tenths"

by Big sheezy January 9, 2018