Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

by Urban Robb February 12, 2014

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lincolnshire

boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.

I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.

by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005

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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

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Mexican limousine

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.

Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

by The Reverend April 30, 2006

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lincohen

a very large luxury vehicle that is driven by senior citizens of the jewish persuasion. usually a lincoln town car or a continental, but a classy version would be a mark 8.

hey dude look at all of the lincohens parked at the diner getting the early bird specials.

by jsf102061 October 11, 2007

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