A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.
Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.
by Improv75 April 29, 2005
by totalg33k February 21, 2008
A horrible horrible prison-like building located in New Lenox, IL. It's basically Lincoln-Way East, except red instead of blue, we're not as evil, and we were here first. It is also commonly refured to as "Lincoln-traz" "L-traz" or "hell"
Bro 1: Did you see that giant bomb explode at L-traz?
Bro 2: Yeah, we still have school.
or
Bro 1: Why do I never have free time? Oh, because I go to Lincoln Way Central.
Bro 2: Yeah, we still have school.
or
Bro 1: Why do I never have free time? Oh, because I go to Lincoln Way Central.
by jgonzzzzz April 26, 2011
A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."
by Johnny Booth Jr. November 29, 2012
A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
by SirWoofen January 15, 2020
by Dirty pisshead February 28, 2005
Lincoln middle school. A ridiculous ass middle school, their football team is great but most the people that go there are fake as hell and talk shit about eachother it’s rare to find a good person that goes to that school. Most of the teachers are wack and don’t get me started on the cafeteria...
Lincoln middle school.. Yeah that’s all
by YourfuckingDEAD September 28, 2019