Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.

Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020

Landon

Really awsome cool dude that’s just awsome and really good at skim and his cock is massive and he’s just really cool

“Landon is everything I want in a man”

by Landon234 October 4, 2020

Landon

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive

“Landon is perfect”

by Landon234 October 4, 2020

landon

he has nice hair he is the nicest person you will ever meet she is better than heidi and nicer than kendall he is the worlds best person at hockey and has 3 siblings 1 brother and 2 sisters and a dog named harvey he goes to namao school and he is in grad 4 aka 4c

landon is the best of the best

by moose duck October 5, 2020

Landon

A hot man who gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He also has big pee pee. He poops alot too.

Hi landon.

by MANDNKW October 6, 2020

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023