Lacey

The kind of girl that you just want to say that's a damn donkey. Everything about her is just a donkey. Shes the biggest pet peive ever. Also no one likes her.

Lacey is a damn donkey.

by build-a-bob April 7, 2017

laces out

When a girl is giving a blowjob and a guy grabs her head like a laces out football.

Guy 1:Hey see that girl overthere? She's a slut.

Guy 2: How do you know?

Guy 1:That bitch went laces out the first day I met her.

by ericat78 April 21, 2010

Lacey

A flat bitch thwt has no friends and everyone hates

That bitch lacey

by Idn.123 March 7, 2020

Dirty Lacey

The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.

Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.

by Edna Smith November 29, 2011

Shoe Laces

1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).

Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!

Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.

Sophie: They look like shoe laces!

Lacey: Because they are.

by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009

LaceFace

A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.

"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"

"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"

"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."

by Colleen82 June 17, 2009

Lacey

A really pretty girl who makes bad deductions when it comes to boys

Look she just fucked ur best friend she must be a Lacey

by Princess11 March 8, 2015