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losting

The act of writing a long and interesting story with many mysteries, which, due to the story's complexity, attracts many fans, but then continues to stall, prolong, postpone, or flat-out ignores the answers to the story's questions, thus essentially jerking around the loyal fans.

This word comes from the TV show "Lost" on ABC, but can describe any story which follows the definition, such as the the videogame "Half-Life 2", or the manga, "Bleach".

There are two main reasons why a story is "losting". The first is that the writers are not creative enough to come up with an answer to the questions posed that can meet the fans expectations, and thus try to pretend that the questions never existed. The second is that, due to marketing pressures, the writers are forced to continue a story longer than they have ever anticipated, and thus are forbidden from giving away any answers indefinitely. The second method may be referred to as "Milking the Cash-Cow".
A quick way to spot if a story is losting is to look for a situation in which an answer to a story's various questions can simply and easily be answered, only for the story to not do so. Here are a few examples:

1) Lost:

After spending an entire season building up the suspense and mystery of the Island's native inhabitants, known as the "Others", one of the survivors of the plane-crash comes face-to-face with an "Other". The survivor asks "Who are you people?", to which the "Other" replies, "It doesn't matter who we are", thus effectively telling all the loyal fans who cared about this storyline to go screw themselves.

2)Half-Life 2:

In the first Half-Life, you play through the eyes of Gordon Freeman, and thus are purposely not told the answers to many mysteries in order to obtain the illusion that the player is just as confused as anyone else is in the story after an alien-invasion takes place.

However, ten years later, during Half-Life 2, you are surrounded by dozens of friendly characters who all know exactly what happened during the events of the first Half-Life. Despite this, no answers are given, leaving fans to read separate books and searching for hidden audio files within the games to fill in the blanks to the story.
by JBew January 2, 2009
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brown loving

The process of homosexual intercourse. See also poo stabber or ass bandit.
Elton i cant wait to finish baking this pavlova so we can go make some brown loving.

I gotta go wash my cock after making brown love to julian all night
by dougy May 24, 2004
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loosing

Slang. The act of using ojects (most of the time, fingers) to loosen the vagina for easier entry with "bigger things".
"I had give her the shocker"
"Why?
"That tight ass pussy needed some loosing before I get in them skins"
by jdwiskey1978 July 23, 2008
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Loving touch movement

A movement where the ones in it drop all boundaries to being touched and can come up to each other unanounced and any where tits,pussy,pecker etc. because they believe that the world is too selfish,not enough love/sex in the world etc. and that is the best way to change that.
She's in the loving touch movement.
by The Fury 13 December 4, 2010
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monkey loving

He's really into monkey loving with that spook.
by sawzallkustoms November 11, 2005
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Lovingly detach

What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.

“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”
I don’t think this is going anywhere. I’m lovingly detaching. I wish you all the best.
by Muffinabadmood June 6, 2019
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pasta loving trottle

A term used in the anime called Hetalia, England refers to Italy as a pasta loving trottle. Which basically means that Italy is a pasta loving slut. Cheers.
Get the hell away from me you pasta loving trottle!
That Italian guy is a pasta loving trottle.
by Cocoa_Tapioca March 26, 2019
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