Literally

A word that you will learn when you are 7 years old. When you hear it, you will think that it’s a super-high intelligence word and use it in every sentence from then on out. People still do that as adults, which is always mind-numbing unless Chris Traeger says it. Then it’s okay.

“I have literally never eaten a dorito before.”
“Go fuck yourself.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Clock Liters

A clock liter is a form of measurement used to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

Literally an explosion

When you cum so much inside another person that they blow up like a balloon and eventually explode.

Person 1: how is Sally?
Person 2: not alive.
Person 1: WHAT? HOW?
Person 2: Literally an explosion

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

literally

a word used by people who don't know the literal meaning of it but still use it because it's famous

Jack: I literally slipped over a peel of banana

Ellen: Do you know what is the meaning of literal?

Jack: NO!

by Georgia_Rose January 23, 2021

Literally 1984

used in a situation when something goes the wrong way. particularly referencing bad situations. sometimes used when somebody is being dramatic.

Guy 1: "i got robbed by a homeless man!"
Guy 2: "Literally 1984."

by Samucob123 April 13, 2024

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019