meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

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clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick

hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut

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When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

Lava lamp by emte93 June 5, 2017

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A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

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An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

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When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

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When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

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