A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
by Knecht January 23, 2004

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

by WMan 911 November 4, 2019

JackSucksAtLife, a youtuber who acquired the channel "Pretty Women Kitchen" and is now making cooking videos on the channel.
"Have you seen the latest Pretty Women Kitchen video?"
"Yeah! I love steak from the house of kidneys, and Pretty Women Kitchen really shows us how to cook it!"
"Yeah! I love steak from the house of kidneys, and Pretty Women Kitchen really shows us how to cook it!"
by dawiidd July 10, 2023

'Wow, she was a bit... different.'
'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!
She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!
She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.
Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.
by plantlord69 July 12, 2019
