Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
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This guy is the kind of person to abuse both his half black and half asian sides by saying "nigga" or "nigger" every few sentances. Keenan would be the one to make fun of gay people when he himself has never gotten a girl and makes sus comments.
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A person with bad manners, and doesn't know when to shut up, and doesn't know if he's black or white. He has black skin but is white in the inside he has a lebron james hairline and is a fucking retard.
by nibba buster October 18, 2017
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